Soliloquy of a Juneberry

25 Qns Men want to ask Women

Was surfing around when Miss Juneberry found this article:
25 Qns men want to ask women

"Here and now, for all the world to see, I feel compelled to reveal all the
questions men have crawling around in their heads — the questions we're
desperate to have answered but scared to death to ask our women. " (quoted)

Here's the list

1. Why do you all wish we were more like John Cusack?
2. Do you or don’t you want us to open the door for you? Just let us know, and we’ll act accordingly.
3. How can you look so cute in pigtails?
4. Why the fascination with Harrison Ford? He’s old enough to be your father, for crying out loud? Seriously.
5.When you ask "Does this look okay?" do you want honesty or support? We really can do both.
6. How can you complain endlessly about having "so much work to do" and then find the time to go shopping or talk to someone on the phone for two hours?
7. Do you ever get tired of watching The Sound of Music?
8. Why is each anniversary such a big deal to you? I'm not talking about yearly anniversaries, but our first date? Our first kiss? The first time I met your mother?
9. Do you think I'm better looking than Brad Pitt?
10. How can you always remember those little things, like Great-Great Aunt Emma's birthday or the anniversary of Cousin Susie's dog's death?
11. Why do you always ask us questions when you already know the answers?
12. How can you always be up for going shopping?
13. Chest hair — good or bad?
14. Boxers or briefs? Be honest.
15. Why do you find it endearing when a guy's in love and won't take no for an answer in the movies, but in real life you call it stalking?
16. Why is it so easy for you to stop and ask directions?
17. How do you innately seem to know what can or can’t go in the dryer?
18. Why do you always complain about your mothers and then end up talking to them for hours upon hours?
19. Why do you always go to the bathroom in groups?
20. Facial hair. Good or bad?
21. Looks or money?
22. When you ask, “If I died, would you remarry?” What exactly are you looking for?
23. If I died, would you remarry?
24. Does your dad like me? No, seriously.
25. How do you manage to be so cute, charming, silly, frustrating, beautiful, mysterious, complicated, simple and unbelievably interesting? No, seriously.
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Miss Juneberry shall be a kind berry and put the guys out of their misery.
Ladies reading my blog, you are very much welcomed to give your take on the questions. =)


1. Why do you all wish we were more like John Cusack?
He's hot, you are not.

2. Do you or don’t you want us to open the door for you? Just let us know, and we’ll act accordingly.
Yes, we want you to open the door for us. Do you have to ask?

3. How can you look so cute in pigtails?
Because we can, you can't (look cute in ponytails)

4. Why the fascination with Harrison Ford? He’s old enough to be your father, for crying out loud? Seriously.
Because he is a MAN, you are a KID

5. When you ask "Does this look okay?" do you want honesty or support? We really can do both.
I dunno abt other girls, but i prefer honesty... no "traps" attached

6. How can you complain endlessly about having "so much work to do" and then find the time to go shopping or talk to someone on the phone for two hours?
Because shopping and talking with someone is NOT work... Duh...

7. Do you ever get tired of watching The Sound of Music?
For me: No

8. Why is each anniversary such a big deal to you? I'm not talking about yearly anniversaries, but our first date? Our first kiss? The first time I met your mother?
Seriously, I dun remember such "details" myself... unless you are worth it. So you are implying we are not important enough to you to remember such details? .. jerk..

9. Do you think I'm better looking than Brad Pitt?
Keep dreaming

10. How can you always remember those little things, like Great-Great Aunt Emma's birthday or the anniversary of Cousin Susie's dog's death?
Refer to Qn 8.

11. Why do you always ask us questions when you already know the answers?
Because we are interested in YOUR views.. even if you are not interested in ours.. you jerk

12. How can you always be up for going shopping?
Because we are not bums.. unlike the other half of the total world population

13. Chest hair — good or bad?
Different women have different preferences. You'll have to ask her yourself. Oh dear, are you too shy to ask?

14. Boxers or briefs? Be honest.
None? *oopps* hahhaa... (just jokin)

15. Why do you find it endearing when a guy's in love and won't take no for an answer in the movies, but in real life you call it stalking?
Refer to Qn 1.

16. Why is it so easy for you to stop and ask directions?
Because we are not some pompous puffed-up peacocks trying to act a know-it-all...

17. How do you innately seem to know what can or can’t go in the dryer?
Because we have common sense???

18. Why do you always complain about your mothers and then end up talking to them for hours upon hours?
We share a love-hate relationship. "i hate myself for loving you"

19. Why do you always go to the bathroom in groups?
Because we are not trying to act all macho...

20. Facial hair. Good or bad?
Tell me, who doesn't have facial hair? If you want to look like an egg face, who am I to stop you?

21. Looks or money?
Looks AND money.

22. When you ask, “If I died, would you remarry?” What exactly are you looking for?
We are looking for white lies.

23. If I died, would you remarry?
Are you looking for white lies too?

24. Does your dad like me? No, seriously.
For a dad who loves his daughter.. no man is ever good enough. Yes, seriously.

25. How do you manage to be so cute, charming, silly, frustrating, beautiful, mysterious, complicated, simple and unbelievably interesting? No, seriously.
Because we are... Yes, seriously.

posted by juneberry @ Thursday, June 09, 2005